A Bass Player, a Massage
Therapist and Steel Detailer/Drafter....what does Linda want to
be when she grows up?
In astrological and metaphysical terms, I am known as the "Thief"...the
jack of all trades, master of not many. I stayed at a Holiday Inn
I started my musical quest at age 8 when Santa left me a Tiger Beat
drum set. As a youngster, I had piano lessons and played the trumpet
until I blew myself dizzy then I discovered the guitar. My older
sister taught me a few chords and we used to jam and harmonize in
the bathroom where the acoustics were sweet.
My first experience with the bass was one by chance. A friend of
mine taught me the notes to Eddie Money's "Shakin" and then threw
me up on stage later that evening to play with his band at a premiere
LA nightclub with no prior experience...and there it began...
Since that fateful night, I have been in a heavy metal trio (the
Late), an all female rock band (The Signal), a new wave 80's act
(Detour), a free style dance/ pop trio (Decadance) and now Middle
Although I have been known as the chick who auditioned for "Hole",
I am so much more! I pride myself as the girl in the pink spandex
dress with the sweaty breasts in the very first Teen Set Magazine
video. I saw the tape recently in KMART on the $3.00 rack...many
of those black mail tapes have escaped to Canada and Australia as
I like to think of life as a smorgasbord/buffet...why order the
same dish and be stuck with it when you can sample a little bit
of everything, have no regrets and be completely satisfied?????